Chicago - Mister Cellophane

( 320000 ) G G6 if someone stood up in a crowd G G6 and raised his voice up way out loud Am/D D7 and waved his arm and shook his leg ( xx0131 ) Ddim D7 you’d notice him G G6 if someone in the movie show G G6 yelled "fire in the second row Am/D D7 this whole place is a powder keg!" D#7 G you’d notice him G Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B and even without clucking like a hen Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B everyone gets noticed , now and then , D/A A7 D/A unless , of course , that personage should be A7/E A7/D D7 invisible , inconsequential me! D7 cellophane mister cellophane G shoulda been my name mister cellophane D7 ’cause you can look right through me walk right by me D#7 D7 G and never know i’m there . . . i tell ya D7 cellophane mister cellophane G shoulda been my name mister cellophane D7 ’cause you can look right through me walk right by me D#7 D7 G and never know i’m there . . . G G6 suppose you was a little cat G G6 residin’ in a person’s flat Am/D D7 who fed you fish and scratched your ears? Ddim D7 you’d notice him G G6 suppose you was a woman , wed G G6 and sleepin’ in a double bed Am/D D7 beside one man , for seven years D#7 G you’d notice him Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B a human being’s made of more than air Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B with all that bulk , you’re bound to see him there D/A A7 D/A unless that human bein’ next to you A7/E is unimpressive , undistinguished D7 Edim D7 you know who . . . F7 [ whistle ] A# shoulda been my name mister cellophane F7 ’cause you can look right through me walk right by me F#7 F7 A# and never know i’m there . . . i tell ya G7 cellophane mister cellophane C shoulda been my name mister cellophane G7 ’cause you can walk right by me look right through me G#7 G7 Am and never know i’m there C/G G7sus4 G7 Cm G#7 C never even know i’m there . hope i didn’t take up too much of your time .