A Patrick Swayze Christmas Mystery Science Theater 3000

here’s my chords for a patrick swayze christmas from mst3k . i wasn’t sure about the crazy piano parts towards the end so you can find those yourself . leave A comment if you find something wrong~!!! ~whgoops standard tuning capo 1st fret G Em D C G G Em C D open up your heart and let the patrick swayze christmas in . G Em C D we’ll gather at the road house with our next of kin . Em C D and santa can be our regular saturday night thing . Em G C D we’ll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing . G Em C D oh , let’s have a patrick swayze christmas this year! G Em C D or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear . . . ( spoken ) joel : hold it , hold it a sec . cambot , stop the music . uh , crow , i don’t know if i think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for christmas . crow : hey , what? like a good action sequence don’t belong in christmas? joel : well , no , it’s just that i’ve never heard of an action sequence in a christmas carol before . crow : well , then grab hold o’ your socks , joel robinson , and read on! tom : okay , pick it up from measure 20 , cambot . ( music ) . . . lovely Intro , though . very tasteful . crow : thank you . G Em D C G G Em C D it’s my way or the highway , this christmas at my bar . G Em C D i’ll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! Em C D i got the word that santa has been stealing from the till . Em G C D i think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will! G Em C D oh , let’s have a patrick swayze christmas , one and all . Em C and this can be the haziest . . . Em D this can be the laziest . . . Em C D C D G this can be the swayziest christmas of them all!