Dumb Ways To Die

capo on the second fret ( Intro and verses ) C E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0 - - | B - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 - - - - | G - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | ( repeat this until the end of each Verse ) D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0h2 - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - 0h3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | set fire to your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine thats out of date use your private part as piranha bait Chorus C G Am dumb ways to die F G C so many dumb ways to die C G Am dumb ways to die F G C so many dumb ways to die end of Chorus get your toast out with a fork do your own electrical work teach yourself how to fly eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Chorus invite a psycho killer inside scratch a drug dealers bran new ride take your helmet off in out of space use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Chorus keep a rattle snake as a pet sell both your kidneys on the internet eat a tube of superglue i wonder what this red button will do Chorus F G C Am F G dress up like a moose during hunting season C Am F G C Am disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason F G C Am stand on the edge of a train station platform F G C Am drive around the boom gates at a level crossing F G C Am run across the tracks between the platforms F G C F they may not rhyme but they quite possibly Chorus