Youre A Mean One Mr Grinch

standard tuning introduction : Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E Verse #1 : Am Dm G you’re a mean one , mister grinch Am D E you really are a heel Am Dm you’re as cuddly as cactus G C you’re as charming as an eel F E mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) you’re a bad banana with A Am Dm greasy black peel Am Dm Am Dm E Verse #2 ( same chords for all verses ) : you’re a monster , mister grinch your heart’s an empty hole your brain is full of spiders you’ve got garlic in your soul mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) i wouldn’t touch you with A Am Dm thirty - nine and a half foot pole Am Dm Verse #3 : you’re a foul one , mister grinch you’re a nasty - wasty skunk your heart is full of unwashed socks your soul is full of gunk mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) the three words that best describe you are as follows Dm E Am and i quote : stink , stank , stunk Verse #4 : you’re a vile one , mister grinch you have termites in your smile you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) given the choice between the two of you Am Dm i’d take the seasick crocodile Am Dm Am Dm E Verse #5 : you’re a rotter , mister grinch you’re the king of sinful sots your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) your soul is an appalling dump - heap , overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable E Am Dm mangled - up and tangled - up knots Am Dm Am Dm E Verse #6 : you nauseate me , mister grinch , with a nauseous super "naus" you’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse mister gr - i - nch ( silence ) you’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich Am Dm with arsenic sauce Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am