Veggie Tales - Where Have All The Staplers Gone

a pain to transpose , but here it is so no one else has to go the misery . narrator : and now’s it time for obscure broadway show tunes with larry . the part of the where larry comes out and sings an obscure broadway show tune . without further ado , from unknown musical "office supplies , " the heart - rending love song , "where have all the staplers gone?" larry : we don’t have much time before the big meeting . petunia : no . no , we don’t . Dm A7 D larry : have you seen the scissors , miss? F G petunia : they’re in the bottom drawer A# F larry : i tried that drawer but they’re there no more petunia : that’s odd Gm Dm larry : i know i thought for sure A7 petunia : have you seen the masking tape? F G larry : it’s right next to the phone A# F petunia : that’s what i thought but now’s it not G C i guess i should have known C G# A#m together : ohhhh . . . where have all the staplers gone? D#7 G# what happened to our paper clips? Fm A#m petunia : the ballpoint pens are gone again larry : they’re gone again Bdim together : the stick - it pads have lost their stick do you remember when . . . Fm C7 larry : the rubber bands were in their place? G# A# petunia : they’re in the middle drawer rubber bands : middle drawer , middle drawer C# G# larry : light bulbs easy to replace petunia : yes! A#m Fm larry : there were always more Fm C7 petunia : reams of paper raining down paper : raining , raining down G# A# together : legal pads a plenty legal pads : we’re legal C# G# petunia : highlighters in every hue larry : i remember! A#m D# together : never less than twenty B C#m ohhhh . . . where have all the staplers gone? F#7 B what happened to our paper clips? G#m C#m larry : the ballpoint pens are gone again petunia : they’re gone again Ddim together : we’ve run out of packing slips Cm petunia : someday my prints will come G larry : please replace the toner Cm petunia : someday we’ll find more of G larry : our manila folders D# petunia : someday my prints will come A# larry : where’s the printer cable? D# petunia : someday we’ll find more of G#/A# A# - - C together : adhesive shipping labels C Dm ohhhh . . . where have all the staplers gone? G7 C what happened to our paper clips? paper clips/staplers : paper clips Am Dm larry : the ballpoints are gone again petunia : they’re gone again Bdim F/G G together : the sharpies all have flattened tips C Am where have all the staplers gone? narrator : this has been obscure broadway show tunes with larry . tune in for act two : of the staplers .