Spongebob Squarepants - I Wrote This Song

here’s a really funny and dumb song from the oh so wonderful cartoon , spongebob squarepants . this song is from the season 5 episode "sing a song of patrick" . in this episode , patrick star pays a band to perform and record his song . this results in the death of the band after they record it , because it was so bad . so let’s get playing! i’m honestly just guessing these chords . even if they aren’t accurate ( which they probably aren’t ) , they sound great and are easy to sing along with . - standard tuning - - no capo - - chords are played as follows - G : 320003 C : x32010 D : xx0232 [ Intro ] G [ Verse 1 ] G C G C twinkle twinkle patrick star , G C G C i made myself a sandwich . G C G C my mommy named it fred . G C G C it tastes like beans and bacon , G C D and smells like its been dead . [ Chorus ] ( D ) G writing stuff is hard , C G C so i use a pointy pencil . G C pointy , pointy , pointy , G C pointy , pointy , point . [ Bridge ] G D ( let ring for a few seconds where the drum Solo would be ) p - u what’s that horrible smell? [ Chorus ] G C i have a head , G C it ends in a point . G C pointy , pointy , pointy , G C pointy , pointy , point . [ Verse 1 ] G C this song is over , G C except for this line : G C you win this round , D C G broccoli! [ end on G ]