Fat Funny Friend

Intro Am F C G Am F C G Verse Am F I break the ice, C G So they don't seem my size Am F And I have to be nice C G Or I'll be the next punch line Verse Am I'm just the best friend in F Hollywood movies, C G Who only exists to continue the story Am The girl gets the guy while F I'm standing offscreen C So I'll wait for my G Cue to be comedic relief [Pre-Chorus] Am Can’t be too loud and F Can’t be too busy C If I don’t answer now, G Are they still gonna need me? Am Can’t be too proud and F Can’t think I’m pretty C Do they keep me around G so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Am F I say I'm okay C G Cause they wouldn't care anyway Am F And I could try to explain C But my effort's in vein, G They can't relate to how Verse Am I’ve drawn out in sharpie F where I’d take the scissors C If that’s what it took for me G To look in the mirror Am I’ve done every diet to F Make me look thinner C So why do I still feel so G Goddammn inferior [Pre-Chorus] Am Can’t be too loud F and can’t be too busy C If I don’t answer now, G Are they still gonna need me? Am Can’t be too proud F And can’t think I’m pretty C Do they keep me around G so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Bridge Am F It's funny when I think a guy likes me C And it's funny when I'm the one G who says let's go to eat Am It's f*cking funny when I'm asked to go F out on halloween C Dresses and thigh highs G while I hide my body [Pre-Chorus] Am Can’t be too loud and F Can’t be too busy C If I don’t answer now, G Are they still gonna need me? Am Can’t be too proud F And can’t think I’m pretty C Do they keep me around G so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Outro Am I’ve drawn out in sharpie where F C I’d take the scissors