If There Was A Zombie Apocalypse I'd Let My Dog Eat Me

Intro Am F C/G G Am F C/G G If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me Verse Am F C/G G I'd start with the thighs where the fatty part lies Am F C/G G Thicc thighs, save lives, quite literally this time Am F C/G G My flesh will taste okay, my dog will eat the pain away Am F C/G G Cause the whole world is dying, and I'm tired of surviving Chorus Am F C/G G If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me Am F C/G G G# The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy Am F C/G G If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me Am F C/G G There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy Bridge Am Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse N.C. Temmie Verse Am F C/G G I wish I had more time, but there goes my spine Am F C/G G I'm not alone, because she's chewing my bones Am F C/G G My body's bleeding out, she's eaten half my torso now Am F C/G G Think I'm losing my eyesight, I've been here all night Chorus Am F C/G G If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me Am F C/G G G# The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy Am F C/G G If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me Am F C/G G There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy Bridge Am Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse Am F C5 G5 If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse Chorus Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me Am F C5 G5 The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy Am F C5 G5 If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me Am F C5 G5 There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy N.C. If there was a zombie apocalypse Outro Am F C/G G Am F C/G G Am F C/G G Am F C/G G