Wanker

Intro F Dm Bb C [Verse 1] F Dm Bb Don't patronize me C F Dm Bb C Don't think you have to let me down lightly F Dm I think you're disillusioned Bb C F Dm Bb C You've confused me with someone who cares (who cares) [Pre-Chorus] F Dm Bb I've made my decision C F Dm Bb C They've offered me a job in television F Dm Bb C Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell F Dm Bb C I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer) Bbm Eb What goes around, comes around Chorus Ab Fm Bbm Eb Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker! Ab Fm Bbm Eb Not today but, one day I'll thank her Ab Fm Bbm Eb Loser! Loser! You're such a loser! Ab Fm Bbm Eb You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Post-Chorus] Ab Fm Hope you get what you deserve Bbm Eb Hope you die in some absurd Ab Fm Bbm Eb Stupid ridiculous way Ab Fm Hope you choke on your own spit Bbm Eb Hope your wife chops off your dick Ab Fm Bbm Eb When she finds out you're secretly gay [Verse 2] Eb Well, actually that would make quite a lot of sense Because you are really rubbish in bed Besides the point you're horrible, and I hate you C You bastard! You really are a horrible bastard F Dm Bb C F Dm Bb C F Dm Bb C F Dm Bb C [Pre-Chorus] F Dm Bb I've made my decision C F Dm Bb C They've offered me a job in television F Dm Bb C Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell F Dm Bb C I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer) Bbm Eb What goes around, comes around Chorus Ab Fm Bbm Eb Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker! Ab Fm Bbm Eb Not today but, one day I'll thank her Ab Fm Bbm Eb Loser! Loser! You're such a loser! Ab Fm Bbm Eb You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ab Fm Bbm Eb Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker! Ab Fm Bbm Eb Not today but, one day I'll thank her Ab Fm Bbm Eb Loser! Loser! You're such a loser! Ab Fm Bbm Eb You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh