Crazy Women

( G ) who’d - a guessed that aquanet could start a fire with a single cigarette she wasn’t ( C ) drunk , she wasn’t stoned just sick and tired of wonderin’ if he was coming home so she drove ( G ) around she found his car they heard the boom from in the bar he called the ( C ) cops she called his bluff they hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs ( Chorus ) ( G ) crazy women , ex - wives and old girlfriends keep their ( C ) crazy hidden till they’re ( G ) pushed off the deep end oh yea , ( D ) god forgive them , ( C ) they weren’t born like this oh no , ( G ) crazy women are ( D ) made by crazy men ( G ) he told his friends she was depressed borderline bi - polar , bitch with pms well he cheats and ( C ) lies and then plays the victim he don’t know why they always seem to pick him Chorus some take A ( D ) pistol , some take an A xboy if you feel the fire , you better bet she’s got a match might be the ( G ) teacher just down the street the hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that’s so sweet no you won’t ( C ) see it when you meet ’em so be careful how you treat ’em she might look just like me ( G ) crazy women , ex - wives and old girlfriends keep their ( C ) crazy hidden till we’re ( G ) pushed off the deep end oh yea , ( D ) god forgive us , even though ( C ) some were born like this god knows , ( G ) crazy women are ( D ) made by crazy crazy crazy ( G ) crazy women are ( D ) made by crazy men ( G )