Convention

[Verse 1] Ab F7 Fm Do you really wanna give him the microphone? Eb Eb7 You know that he'll keep talking long after everyone's gone home Ab F F7 We'll have to pay to keep the lights on Ebm7 Eb Eb7 And that bill will arrive just when all our savings have gone Ab F7 Can I say something? Can I give advice? Bbm7 Eb7 Ebm7 Eb7 Ab Just hit the main switch so we can sleep well tonight Interlude F F7 Ebm Eb [Verse 2] Ab F F7 Eb My social standing got me six rows from the front Ebm7 Eb And my dinner companion was a little drunk Ab F7 F Eb Says he buys the paper but he reads between the lines Bbm7 Ebm Eb "I can show you how I do it, why don't you come back to mine?" Ab F7 Oh, please say something, I'm dying for your advice Bbm Eb Db Fm I can tell you won't sleep well if you don't teach me how to do it right F7 Fm7 F7 Huh Bbm Eb Eb7 Huh Outro Ab F7 Bb7 Call me a ride, I can't walk home Eb7 Ab Can't stand the pain from these shoes I've now outgrown