Please Dont Bury Me

strum : B ↓ G# ↓ D D G G woke up this morning , put on my slippers D D A A walked in the kitchen and died D D G G and oh what a feeling when my soul went through the ceiling A A D D and on up in to heaven i did rise G G D D when i got there they did say john it happened this - A - way D D A A you slipped upon the floor and hit your head D D G D and all the angels say just before you passed away D A D D these were the very last words that you said Chorus : G G D D please don’t bury me down in that cold cold ground D D D A A i’d rather have ’em cut me up and pass me all around D D G D throw my brains in a hurricane the blind can have my eyes G D A D D the deaf can take both of my ears if they don’t mind the size D D G G give my stomach to milwaukee if they run out of beer D D A A put my socks in a cedar box just get ’em out’a here D D G G venus de milo can have my arms look out! i’ve got your nose G D A D D sell my heart to the junk man and give my love to rose Chorus D D G G give my feet to the foot - loose careless fancy free D D A A give my knees to the needy don’t ’cha pull that stuff on me D D G G hand me down my walkin’ cane , it’s a sin to tell a lie G D A D D send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good - bye Chorus G D A D D the deaf can take both of my ears if they don’t mind the size