Smithers Jones

the jam - smithers - jones C here we go again , it’s monday at last , C he’s heading for the waterloo line , A# G to catch the 8 A . m . fast , it’s usually dead on time , A# G hope it isn’t late , got to be there by nine . F C G C pin stripe suit , clean shirt and tie , F C G C stops off at the corner shop to buy the times A# G ’good morning smithers - jones A# G how’s the wife and home? A# G did you get the car you’ve been looking for? A# G G7 did you get the car you’ve been looking for?’ F G C F let me get inside you , let me take control of you , A# G we could have some good times , A# G all this worry will get you down , A# G G7 C i’ll give you a new meaning to life - i don’t think so . C sitting on the train , you’re nearly there C you’re part of the production line , A# G you’re the same as him , you’re like tin - sardines , A# G get out of the pack , before they peel you back . F C G C arrive at the office , spot on time , F C G C the clock on the wall hasn’t yet struck nine , A# G ’good morning smithers - jones A# G the boss wants to see you alone A# G i hope it’s the promotion you’ve been looking for A# G G7 i hope it’s the promotion you’ve been looking for’ F G ’come in smithers old boy C F take a seat , take the weight off your feet A# G i’ve some news to tell you A# G there’s no longer a position for you - G7 C sorry smithers - jones’ F C G C x2 F C G C put on the kettle and make some tea F C G C it’s all a part of feeling groovy F C G C put on your slippers turn on the tv F C G C it’s all a part of feeling groovy F C G C it’s time to relax , now you’ve worked your arse off F C G C but the only one smilin’ is the sun tanned boss F C G C work and work and work and work till you die F C G C there’s plenty more fish in the sea to fry F C G C x3 F C G G G G C