Threatening Each Other re: Capitalism

Intro C C C C C C C [Verse 1] G To make it to the party C D We got all tweaked on coffee C Cmaj7 We’re up 'til morning, ahh G Cross-legged on your mattress C D We’re practicing our death threats C Cmaj7 Hold-your-breath contest, ahh G I’m sorry ‘bout my mood swings C I promise, I wanna do the party D C Cmaj7 To suck on air from people having fun G But even on the good trees C D It feels like I am dying C Cmaj7 So I tried e-weed, ahh [Hook] C D Em D C The corner store is selling spit C D Em D C Bottled up for pro - fit C D Em D C I can’t believe I'm buying in D Isn't that genius? C C C C C C C [Verse 2] G Maybe before the year ends C I'll catch up on fashion D C Cmaj7 Would you look at what I’m wearing? Ahh G But if you'rе not too embarrassed C Of how I go out in public D C Cmaj7 Do you think that we could makе a deli run? [Hook] C D Em D C The corner store is selling spit C D Em D C Bottled up for pro - fit C D Em D C I can’t believe I'm buying in D Isn't that genius? C C C C C C C Bridge D You didn’t know it Em But I think I’m trying to blow this F C I loved you best under fluorescent lights D I’m getting tricked into Em Long-term commitments F C And lay-away plans financing my life Cmaj7 My mouth is dry C C C C C C [Hook] C D Em D C The corner store’s got sugar pills C D Em D C To settle our consumer guilt C D Em D C Once you’re hooked, they’ll cut a deal C D Em D C The farmers’ market’s got this stand C D Em D C They say they’ll cut your fruit in half C D Em D C It saves you sweat, but your haul rots fast C D Em D C Cmaj7 Now, twice a week, you’re hauling back Shit D Isn’t that genius? Outro C C C C C C C G