Cynics And Critics

Intro (Synth/Computer) We're not cynics we just don't believe a word you say, we're not critics we just hate it all anyway. Verse 1: Cm If you're happy and you know it clap your hands like this Ab Bb Cause the rest of us are wondering what on earth we've missed. Cm If you’re happy and you know it stomp your feet real loud Ab Bb The rest of could use some cheering up right now Cm Oh please, shoot us up with something shiny and quick Ab Bb We like our thrills dirt cheap and our irony thick Cm Oh whatever, never mind, we’re just crying for help Ab Bb I guess we’ll heal the old fashioned way and do it ourselves Chorus Cm Ab Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway Cm Ab Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway Verse 2: Cm Sometimes I think we push your buttons just for fun Ab Bb Sometimes I think our kind of crazy has already been done Cm We’re a copy of a copy, everything we swore we’d not be Ab Bb Yeah, the truth hurts, but it hasn’t stung enough to stop me Cm Oh please, can’t you give us something better than this Ab Bb we’ve built up a tolerance to all your veteran tricks Cm you’re busy smiling on cue, when you don’t have a clue Ab Bb we’re a mess and we know it, we want you to know too Chorus Cm Ab Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway Cm Ab Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway Bridge Cm if you’re happy and you know it then there might be something wrong with you Cm what’s the point in holding on when all of us don’t want you to Cm it’d make us feel better, knowing you’d be stuck forever Ab Bb sick minds stick together we can stay sick forever Chorus Cm Ab Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all Cm Ab Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway Cm Ab Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught Eb We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say Bb We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway