Not A Reasonable Man

tabbed by : johnjoe walters E - mail : johnjoewalters@hotmail . co . uk tuning : eadgbe chords : 320033 G / 320001 G 332010 C 011000 Em x00212 D7 each Verse ( including instrumental start to Verse 3 ) has same chords . Verse 1 : G C G you’re not having this , and i’m not having that Em C G i’m not a reasonable man , i’ve come for it back D7 C G let ’em all in , don’t you know that i love a crowd D7 C G but i won’t get the jokes , ’cos the laughter’s too loud Verse 2 : i never was slight , or silent with you for one hour of delight , in the gathering gloom i’ve no reservations , i’ve got no room for these souvenirs , to bring back for you Verse 3 : ( ’instrumental’ for first two lines ) let ’em all in , don’t you know that i love a crowd but they won’t get the jokes , ’cos the laughter’s too loud Verse 4 : and i’m not the man you think i Am at all i was learning to walk , and started to crawl i’ve no reservations , i’ve got no room for these souvenirs , to bring back to you Verse 5 : and you’re not having this , and i’m not having that i’m not a reasonable man , i’ve come for it back please enjoy!