The Cow Turd Blues

well i couldn ' t find a tab for this piece anywhere on the internet so here it comes! tuning : standard tabbed by : birgarn artist : hank williams jr written by : hank williams jr E A there ' s some things in this country you don ' t mess with E B7 and i Am blessed to be on that short list E we ' re out here in the real world A not that feel good media swirl E B7 E and we ' ve something for you a read our lips E they made a huge miscalculation A about the mood of this nation E B7 good workin ' people done got tired of bein ' wronged E then they saw one of their own D A G get mistreated and dumped on E B7 E they were standin ' behind him , he ' s not alone G D A [ spoken : ] G D i wanna dedicate this song to brad paisley , carrie underwood , A and the first man that said this - president harry truman A G D never kick a cow turd on a hot day E A or you might get some poo on your pants legs thought they were gonna have some fun D kickin ' around old hank ' s son E A but america had my back all the way A G D remember never kick a cow turd on a hot day E A never pick up a rattle snake the wrong way D never ever kick , would ' ve been much smarter just let it slip E never kick a cow turd , should ' ve let the man just be heard A never kick a cow turd on a hot day yee - haw! sooey!