Chord Mules Are So Half Ass by Hank Green

Kunci Dasar Mules Are So Half Ass Hank Green - Nikmati kumpulan chord gitar Indonesia terlengkap yang mudah dipelajari. CHORD here’s another funny hank green , the musical half of the "vlogbrothers" song off his 2009 album "this machine pwns n00bs" . this is probably the funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play in every single line of the song . if you have issues with hanks signature spastic strumming style or the timing of the song , just listen to the song and try to play along . and , when you’ve made your final judgement on the tab , please rate and comment . standard tuning intro : strum the C chord a few times ’til you get the rythm . verse 1 : Fmaj7 G C the mink lost her furry scarf , she said it was stolen , Fmaj7 G C the shoe salesman wanted to help , ’cause he had so much sole , Fmaj7 G C but then his whole left side fell off , but he’s all right now , Fmaj7 G C G the pregnant heifer saw it happen , yeah , she had a cow , chorus : C Fmaj7 G C and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , Fmaj7 G C and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , Fmaj7 G C yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass . verse 2 : Fmaj7 G C the bike can’t stand up by itself , it says it’s two - tired , Fmaj7 G C the human cannonball was late for work and he got fired , Fmaj7 G C and if your pants are too big you’ll get exposed in the end , Fmaj7 G C G and if you crash your fancy car you’ll see how a mercedez bends , chorus : C Fmaj7 G C and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , Fmaj7 G C and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , Fmaj7 G C yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass . verse 3 : Fmaj7 G C i forgot how to throw a boomerang , but then it came back to me , Fmaj7 G C it’s just like riding a bike , or playing with your wii , Fmaj7 G C if you don’t pay your excorcist , you’ll get repossessed , Fmaj7 G C G the pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man’s chest , chorus : C Fmaj7 G C and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , Fmaj7 G C and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , Fmaj7 G C yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , Fmaj7 G C yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , Fmaj7 G C yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass . and that should be that for "mules are so half ass" by hank green . and remember , when you’ve made your final judgement on the tab , please rate and leave a comment . and feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well . and feel free to join my "ugs online music debate" group where you get to argue and debate with other ug users about anything music . - i hope you enjoy; my little droogies .