Thems The Vagaries

A E you may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently D A E those corporate stunt shows you attend - you’ll never get asked back again . A E say , hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture D A E now we’ve kissed i’ve written this list i thought you ought to know . A E them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries D A E them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries . A well i’ll not sit backwards on the train E i can’t say i’ll always flush the chain D A E and what i call pleasure you may call pain - i’m talking five day tests . A E prepare to lose your dignity as i ride to victory D A E down the aisles at tesco wearing nothing much at all . A# Gm C D ancient pack horse bridges we’ll avoid D# Cm D marajuana bores must be destroyed . A E bin men , thin men , lexicographers , squid yes not so octopus D A E egg sandwiches on coach trips in june - i simply won’t be there . A E no way joke shop excrement , don’t say the lightshow’s excellent D A E it makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band . A E them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries D A E them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries , them’s the vagaries . A oh brit pop , turquoise , chips with apricot E sheepskin noseband , kids in aldershot D A E you point to finches in my yard and you ask "what’s them things there?" A E them’s the aviaries , them’s the aviaries , them’s the aviaries D A E them’s the aviaries and i’ve been saving these things just for you A E A E A E A for you , for you , for you .