All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit

( Intro A# D# A# D# ) A# D# there was one in the gang who had scalextric A# D# and because of that he thought he was better than you A# D# every day after school youd go round there to play it A# D# hoping to compete for some kind of championship A# D# but it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up A# D# A# D# A# D# and even when you did the thing never seemed to work A# D# it was a dodgy transformer again and again A# D# a dodgy transformer again and again A# D# it was a dodgy transformer again and again A# D# A# D# A# D# a dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten A# D# so hed send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladdErs A# D# to get the subbuteo out of the loft A# D# he had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere A# D# the crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too A# D# youd always get palmed off with a headless centre forward A# D# A# D# A# D# and a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his A# D# and hed managed to get hold of a dukla prague away kit A# D# cos his uncle owned a sports shop and hed kept it to one side A# D# and after only five minutes youd be down to ten men A# D# cos hed sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger A# D# and come to half time you were losing four - nil A# D# each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty A# D# so youd smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned A# D# and the dog would bark and youd be banned from his house A# D# and your travelling army of synthetic supporters A# D# A# D# A# D# would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin A# D# now hes working in a job with a future A# D# he hands me my giro every two weeks A# D# and me im on the lookout for a proper transformer errr