Sweet Transvestite

E E - E how do you do , i E - G see you’ve met my G - A A - E faithful handyman . E - E he’s just a little brought down , be - E - G - cause when you knocked G - A A - E he thought you were the candyman . E - E don’t get strung out E - G by the way i look , G - A A - E don’t judge a book by its cover . E - E i’m not much of a girl E - G by the light of day , G - A A - E but by night i’m one hell of a lover . B7 A E i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania . E - E let me show you around , maybe E - G play you a sound , G - A A - E you look like you’re both pretty groovy . E - E or if you want something visual E - G that’s not too abysmal , G - A A - E we could take in an old steve reeves movie . E - E well , you got caught with a flat , well , E - G how ’bout that? G - A A - E well , babies , don’t you panic . E - E by the light of the night , E - G when it all seems alright , G - A i’ll get you a satanic mechanic . B7 A E i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania . E - E why don’t you stay for the night? night . E - G or maybe a bite? bite . G - A A - E i could show you my favorite obsession . E - E i’ve been making a man E - G with blond hair and a tan , G - A A - E and he’s good for relieving my tension . B7 A E i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania . B7 A E i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania . ( spoken ) E so - come up to the lab , G and see what’s on the slab , E i see you shiver with antici . . . pation . G but maybe the rain E isn’t really to blame , A so i’ll remove the cause E ( chuckles ) , but not the symptom .