Just Rob Me

fiction family - jon foreman standard tuning first time transcribing chords not sure if this is 100% or not - Verse : - B E i met a pretty girl the next town over B F# running like a river , thin and long B other than her dress E she looked mighty well depressed B F# B so i asked this little lady what was wrong B E she said , "all my life i’ve tried to be an outlaw B F# i’ve tried to spit and chew and steal and rob B but i ain’t no good at thieven’ E so i might as well be leaven B F# B i think i’m off and go get a job" B E i told the pretty girl , "don’t be so foolish B F# don’t be so quick to leave a life of crime B see i’ll be quick to call it E you can practice on my wallet B F# B and that way if you’re caught you won’t do time" - Chorus - F# just rob me! B just rob me! B F# a pretty face like yours don’t come for free B if i can call you honey E well then you can take my money B so darling keep your gun B and just rob me - ( drew’s ) instrumental - B E B E B - Verse 2 - B E i saw that girl again a few months later B F# to see her with her gun was a relief B i said , "honey you’ve got attributes E like lace and lips and high heeled boots B F# B but dearie your just no good as a thief" B E she said , "mister how do you know that i’m failing B F# i might as well rob twenty banks today" B i looked into her eyes E and said , missy , i’d be surprised , B F# B you’re pointing that there gun the wrong way . - repeat Chorus - - Bridge - F# B maybe every woman is an outlaw F# B i’m pretty sure they’re pretty thieves in black F# ( hold then break ) F# ( hold then break ) they’ll make you scream like smoke F# ( hold then break ) and then they rob you broke F# F# F# but i suppose don’t mind being robbed like that - Verse 3 - B E so my pretty thief and i started a family B F# yeah my outlaw’s been giving me in laws ya’all B she kept her thieving art E sure as rain she stole my heart B B she tells me it’s for a worthy cause - second Chorus/Ending - F# just rob me! B just rob me! B F# deep down my darling is a thief B E she may do the dishes but i pay her for my kisses B i know its not malicious E shes just in the thieving business B she calls herself my missus E but shes got me by the britches B F# i say darling keep your gun B and just rob me