Naughty Sailors Alphabet

the naughty sailors’ alphabet G G C G a is for arsehole all covered in hair D D C G B is for blowjob after which we don’t care G D C G C is for cunt which doth glisten and pong G G D G d’s diarrhea , that’s shit all gone wrong Chorus G G C G merrily , merrily , so merry sail we D D C G no mortal on earth like a sailor at sea G D C G heave away , haul away , the ship roles along G G D G give a sailor his gobble and there’s fxxk all goes wrong E is for eunuch with only one ball f’s the poor fxxker that’s got none at all G is for gobble which we’ve already had h is for the handfull which can’t be that bad Chorus i is for incest , that’s fxxking your mum j is for jobfull , that’s one up the arm k is for knickers all torn up and stamped on l is for locked up with clamps on my hampton Chorus m is for morals , we hope you have none n’s for the nasty that belongs to the nun o is for orifice , that’s long for a whole p is for penis , that’s prick to a prole Chorus q is for question that says do you fxxk? r is the answer like hard fxxking luck! s is for shit , what a foul fxxking lot! t’s tits and turds , and tossers , and twots! Chorus u is for uniform , preferably school v’s for vagina , that’s cunt only cool w’s for wanking , that’s caning our cocks x is the experiment of fxxking your socks Chorus y is for y - fronts all skid marked and grimy z is for zollocks , it’s wrong but it’s rhymy there’s butter and cheese and bread on the shelf if you want anymore then go fxxk yourself!