The Real Slim Shady Acoustic

hey , this is my first ever tab! i hope you like it , i think it goes pretty well xd i’d say for the strumming pattern , just strum down , but up before the chord change , if that makes any sense . capo : 4 G D y’all act like you never seen a white person before Em C jaws all on the floor like pam , like tommy just burst in the door G D and started whoopin her ass worse than before Em C they first were divorce , throwin her over furniture ( ahh! ) G D it’s the return of the . . . "ah , wait , no way , you’re kidding , Em C he didn’t just say what i think he did , did he?" G D and dr . dre said . . . nothing you idiots! Em C dr . dre’s dead , he’s locked in my basement! ( ha - ha! ) G D feminist women love eminem Em chigga chigga chigga C "slim shady , i’m sick of him look at him , G D walkin’ around grabbin’ his you - know - what Em C flippin the you - know - who , " "yeah , but he’s so cute though!" G D yeah , i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose Em C but no worse , than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms G D Em sometimes , i wanna get on tv and just let loose , but can’t C but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose G D "my bum is on your lips , my bum is on your lips" Em C and if i’m lucky , you might just give it a little kiss G D and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids Em C and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is G D of course they gonna know what intercourse is Em by the time they hit fourth grade C they got the discovery channel don’t they? G D Em "we ain’t nothing but mammals . . " well , some of us cannibals C who cut other people open like cantaloupes [ slurp ] G D but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Em C then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope G D [ * ewww! * ] but if you feel like i feel , i got the antidote Em C women wave your pantyhose , sing the Chorus and it goes [ Chorus : eminem ( repeat 2x ) ] G D ’cause i’m slim shady , yes i’m the real shady Em C all you other slim shadys are just imitating G D so won’t the real slim shady please stand up , Em C please stand up , please stand up? G D will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; Em C well i do , so fxxk him and fxxk you too! G D you think i give a damn about a grammy? Em C half of you critics can’t even stomach me , let alone stand me G D "but slim , what if you win , wouldn’t it be weird?" Em C why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? G D so you can , sit me here next to britney spears? Em C shit , christina aguilera better switch me chairs G D so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst Em C and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first G D you little bitch , put me on blast on mtv Em C "yeah , he’s cute , but i think he’s married to kim , hee - hee!" G D i should download her audio on mp3 Em C and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [ ahhh! ] G D Em i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups , all you do is annoy me C so i have been sent here to destroy you [ bzzzt ] G D and there’s a million of us just like me Em C who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fxxk like me G D who dress like me; walk , talk and act like me Em C and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [ Chorus ] G D i’m like a head trip to listen to , cause i’m only givin you Em C things you joke about with your friends inside your living room G D the only difference is i got the balls to say it Em C in front of y’all and i don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all G D i just get on the mic and spit it Em C and whether you like to admit it [ * err * ] i just shit it G D better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Em C then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums G D it’s funny; cause at the rate i’m goin when i’m thirty Em C i’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting G D pinchin nurses asses when i’m jackin off with jergens Em C and i’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working G D and every single person is a slim shady lurkin Em C he could be workin at burger king , spittin on your onion rings G D [ * hach * ] or in the parkin lot , circling Em screaming "i don’t give a fxxk!" C with his windows down and his system up G D so , will the real shady please stand up? Em C and put one of those fingers on each hand up? G D and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control Em C and one more time , loud as you can , how does it go? [ Chorus 4x ] ha ha guess there’s a slim shady in all of us fxxk it , let’s all stand up