Girls Girls Girls

Dm step right up A# we bring to you the finest entertainment A7 and i Am pleased to be your humble servant Dm A7 accept our hospitality , indulge in abnormality Dm step right up A# we’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment A7 i do this as a gift , not for employment Dm A7 a portrait of insanity , approached with pure humanity D A come see our girls , crazy girls D/F# D7 A if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride Em B5 those girls , crazy girls D A7 D7 they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal D A tickets cheap , it’s a crime D/F# D7 A and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime Em A7 D to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em A7 D come see the girls , girls , girls D E7 some of them are really quite attractive as you see A7 D some are truly hideous , i’m sure that you’ll agree Em A7 D while others still look rather quite a lot like you and me E A7 but you mustn’t let them fool you , just one more rule D E7 you shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye A7 D and that one , let’s just keep walking by Em A7 D these ain’t no ordinary girls , and we’ve a steady supply Em A7 D grab another cup of tea , and follow me D A to see our girls , crazy girls D/F# D7 A if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride Em B5 those girls , crazy girls D A7 D7 they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal D A tickets cheap , it’s a crime D/F# D7 A and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime Em A7 D to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em A7 D come see the girls , girls , girls D E7 now , has anybody any clever questions for your guide E A7 D7 for a penny more , go on and ask , we have nothing here to hide . quiet down! you , sir? D E7 if insanity’s primarily a femininish malady , A7 D and no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact , Em A7 D then according to the medics , are they faultier genetics? E A7 are they born with this disease , or is it something they contract? D E7 its all to do with reproductive organs A7 D which are naturally unstable in a dame Em A7 D you see , from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony E A7 and they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony D i have a question ( shoot! ) E7 has any patient ever been released A7 D would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease? Em A7 D for the good of our society , they oughtn’t reproduce E A7 so while they may pretend propriety , we’ll never let them loose D A come see the girls , crazy girls D/F# D7 A if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride Em B5 those girls , crazy girls D A7 D7 they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal D A tickets cheap , it’s a crime D/F# D7 A and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime Em A7 D to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em A7 D come see the girls , girls , girls some are born mad some achieve madness some have madness thrust upon them this is the real thing my friends , 100 percent , authentic , mentally - ill except no imitations for a little extra on the side , you can arrange for a slightly more intimate encounter , wink wink for a tuppence , just a tuppence , a handful of pills to feed the inmates we’ve got pills for depression , obsession , agression , possession , indiscretion , but there’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays A how big is a lady’s brain? Em E7 D7 it’s really very , very small , a simple thought is quite a strain Em this seems just a bit inhumane E E7 D7 it’s just a simple little shock , it doesn’t cause her any pain D E7 they’re really more like animals than people A7 D which , as we’ve proven , haven’t any souls at all . Em A7 D the only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior E A7 and these are only useful in a seedy music hall D E7 they don’t bite , well they might A7 D i say this one does look hungry tonight Em A7 so get your picture with an inmate D but be sure she’s locked up tight E they’re practically wild sir A7 protect your child sir D E7 they don’t recall the taste of freedom A7 D they’re just happy if we feed them Em A7 so point and laugh , it isn’t bad D they oughtn’t mind because they’re mad! E A7 if you haven’t got a dime , toss us your pearls you’re welcome to enjoy D A our girls , crazy girls D/F# D7 A if you’re willing to be thrilled , this is a hell of a ride Em B5 those girls , crazy girls D A7 D7 they’re hot , they’re nuts , they’re suicidal D A tickets cheap , it’s a crime D/F# D7 A and they’re half price after 4 o’ clock , so toss us a dime Em A7 D to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em A7 D come see the girls , girls , girls Em A7 D i’ve got a lot more words to say , but i just can’t make them rhyme Em A7 D so ladies , let this be a lesson to you , keep your hair uncut Em A7 your corsets tight , your morals high D your knitting neat , your yappers shut Em A7 this is what comes of over - educating , D Em mentally over - stimulating , A7 too much serious conversating , D Em organized religion - hating , A7 sinful over - copulating , D Em marriage without procreating , A7 girl - on - girl caught lesbiating , D Em she was caught while masturbating , A7 they all mind manipulating , D Em chronically hallucinating , A7 certainly there’s no debating , D Em some we just find fascinating , A7 women’s rights facilitating , D Em independent thought creating , A7 she just may be complicating , D D7 get your money out , we’re waiting to see those Em girls! A7 girls! D girls!