Poor Napoleon

C C/B C C/B C Em/B [ ch ] Gm/A# [ /Ch ] i can’t lie on this bed anymore it burns my skin F/A Fm/G# you can take the truthful things you’ve said to me D/F# F G and fit them on the head of a pin C F Dm G poor napoleon C Em/B [ ch ] Gm/A# [ /Ch ] you always look so disappointed when i take my stockings off F/A Fm/G# don’t you know the facts of life boy D/F# F don’t you know what these things cost? C Em/B [ ch ] Gm/A# [ /Ch ] she was selling stolen kisses to travelling salesmen and minstrel singers F/A Fm/G# you put a penny in the slot D/F# F G she called you her magic fingers C F Dm G poor napoleon C F Dm G poor napoleon E E/G# i bet she isn’t all that’s advertised Am C i bet that isn’t all she fakes D D# just like that place where they take your spine F D# D and turn it into soapfla - - - akes C C/B C C/B C C/B C C/B C Em/B [ ch ] Gm/A# [ /Ch ] bare wires from the socket to the bed where you embraced that girl F/A Fm/G# D/F# F did you ever think there’s far too many people in the world? C Em/B [ ch ] Gm/A# [ /Ch ] one day they’ll probably make a movie out of all of this F/A Fm/G# D/F# F G there won’t even have to be a murder just a slow dissolving kiss C F Dm G poor napoleon C F Dm G so good night little schoolboy , you’d better learn some self control C F Dm G C F Dm G did you mess up your hairstyle , pour scorn in your begging bo - - - owl C poor napoleon