I Threw Glass At My Friends Eyes And Now Im On Probation

Intro Am F C E X2 [Verse 1] Am F C E You're ruining my life day by day Am F C E The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous Am F C This is disgusting, like seriously dude? E What do you think you're doing? Am F C You're like way older than me and you're gross E And I don't wanna do that Chorus F E Am Never invite me over ever again F E Just kidding, please do! Am I really wanna hang out with you F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh [Verse 2] Am F But fuck you! You're so old, dude! C E Like seriously, what do you think you're doing? Am F C E Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow Am F You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time C E But in retrospect it would've been a bad idea, because Am F C E You don't care about me, and like, I care about you, so that's bad Chorus F E Am Never invite me over ever again F E Just kidding, please do! Am I really wanna hang out with you F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh [Verse 3] Am F C E I'm really ironically pissed off right now Am F C E I'm feeling quite lost right now Am F Like in a really big forest in Lake Tahoe or something C E Somewhere big and scary 'cause you're scary as shit, dude! Am F Like, I don't really know what I can tell you C E You kinda freak me out but we could be friends! Chorus F E Am Never invite me over ever again F E Just kidding, please do! Am I really wanna hang out with you F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Never invite me over ever again F E Just kidding, please do! Am I really wanna make out with you F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Ooh, ooh, ooh F E Am Never invite me over ever again F E Just kidding, please do! Am Am I really wanna hang out with you