Company Calls

first Verse : Bm D G E synapse to synapse : the possibility’s thin . Bm D G E i’m dressed up for free drinks and family greetings Bm D G E on your wedding , your wedding , your wedding date . Bm D G E Bm D G E Bm D A E the figures in plastic on the wedding cake that i took were so real . Bm D G E and i kept distance : the complications cloud Bm D G E the postcards and blips through fiber optics , Bm D G E as the girls with pigtails were running from little Bm D G E Bm D G E boys wearing bow ties their parents bought them : "i’ll catch Bm D G E you this time!" Chorus : F# E Bm D G E crashing through the parlor doors , what was your first reaction? F# E screaming , drunk , disorderly : i’ll tell you mine . Bm D G E Bm D G E you were the one , but i can’t spit it out when the date’s been set . Bm D G E Bm D G E the white routine to be ingested inaccurately . second Verse : Bm D G E synapse to synapse : the sneaky kids had attached Bm D G E beer cans to the bumper so they could drive Bm D G E up and down the main drag . Bm D G E people would turn to see who’s making the racket . Bm D G E it’s not Bm D G E the first time . Bm D G E when they lay down the fish will swim upstream Bm D G E and i’ll contest , but they won’t listen Bm D G E when the casualty rate’s near 100% , Bm D G E B D G E Bm D G E and there isn’t a pension for second best or for hard - - - - - ly moving . . . Chorus : F# E Bm D G E crashing through the parlor doors , what was your first reaction? F# E screaming , drunk , disorderly : i’ll tell you mine . Bm D G E Bm D G E you were the one , but i can’t spit it out when the date’s been set . Bm D G E Bm D G E the white routine to be ingested inaccurately . Bm D G E Bm D G E you were the one , but i can’t spit it out when the date’s been set . Bm D G E Bm D G E the white routine to be ingested inaccurately .