Bad Day

darwin deez - bad day personally i’d play all the chords barred to sound like the guitar on the record , but it doesn’t really matter if you dont . E A D G B E D : x 5 7 7 7 5 Bm7 : 7 9 7 7 7 7 E7 : x 7 9 7 9 7 G : 3 5 5 4 3 3 A : 5 7 7 6 5 5 B7 : 7 9 7 8 7 7 Verse : | D | Bm7 | E7 | i hope that the last the page of your 800 - page novel is missing | D | Bm7 | E7 | and i hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang Chorus : | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you | D | Bm7 | E7 | and if you drop your keys i hope there’s a sewer somewhere very nearby | D | Bm7 | E7 | and if you’re out of clean sheets i hope your new girl takes off and it’s clear why Chorus : | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you | Bm7 | A | B7 | and i would like to be your girlfriend so i could dump you | Bm7 | D | G and i would like to be your garbage man so i would never have to pick up | G your trash again | D | Bm7 | E7 | maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty | D | Bm7 | E7 | well i hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you ( but i’m sorry if it ever is ) | G | D | G | ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you ( but i’m sorry if it ever is ) etc . . .