So Many Douchebagsguys Like Peter

( slowly ) Bm C Bm C so many douchebags in the world Bm C Bm so many douchebags get the girls B7 Em A7 who deserve more than absolutely anything Em A7 than you and i or anyone could bring C Bm they need a prince in armor who could sing C Bm ( let ring their love to them ( speed up tempo ) Bm C Bm C so many assholes in this place Bm C Bm so many assholes in my face! B7 Em why dont they leave me alone A7 to love princesses and queens? Em A7 they wouldnt ever be in between C Bm C Bm id treat them nice and id never be mean to them Bm yeah yeah yeah ( pick the bass note before each chord ) Em C G D/F# but there will always be guys like peter Em C G D/F# a no good tennis playing self absorbin’ wiener Em C G hell never ever go see you at the theatre D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C and hell never know the lengths that id go just to see your show Bm C ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Bm C ba ba ba ba ba ba da Bm C ba ba ba ba ba ba da Bm C ba da ba ba ba ba ba Bm C Bm C so many bastards here Bm C Bm why cant these bastards disappear? B7 Em well blast them off to outer space A7 well never see them again Em A7 id launch them all to venus and then C Bm C Bm i wouldnt have to deal with them anymore Bm yeah yeah yeah Em C G D/F# but there will always be guys like peter Em C G D/F# wholl jump the ship before takeoff and reappear Em C G right before id just try to get near her D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C and hell never know the steam that id blow when id see her go Bm ( hard strum on the chord changes ) C Bm so why do these guys even exist? C Bm and how can the girls just cant resist? C Bm dont they know it just makes me pissed? C Bm hey thats me , was born that way C Bm and cest la vie , what more to say? C Bm i could complain but whats the use? C Bm something i aint , the simple truth but ( one strum each ) Em C G D/F# there will always be guys like petey Em C G D/F# to make my life just a little bit more shitty Em C G hell always be the block to every titty D/F# C that ill ever love D/F# C and its been kinda rough D/F# C so pete , ive had enough D/F# C pete , ive had enough