Boys From Oklahoma

boys from oklahoma - cross canadian ragweed G C9 C them boys from oklahoma roll their joints all wrong D G they’re too damn skinny or way too long C9 C i ain’t no holy roller so i just use a bong D G them boys from oklahoma roll their joints all wrong them boys down in texas got some damn fine weed they smuggle across the rio , they use the mexican breed that’s expointin’ cheap labor , but hell that’s texican’s creed them boys down in texas got some damn fine weed them boys in arkansas they got some damn fine pot that’s a direct result of all them good seeds they got haulin’ water up a hill’s a chore , but man i tell you what them boys from arkansas they got some damn fine pot ( Chorus ) them boys up in kansas , hell all they got is a bunch of schwag and they’ll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag i got some in my guitar case and i’m not the type to brag but it’s a damn sight better than that kansanian schwag them boys in louisiana got trouble growin’ their weed them alligators is mean , and they eat up all the seeds but on a bayou night by the light of a full moon you can walk out and pick you a sack full of ’shrooms ( Chorus )