Frog Kissin

[ Intro ] G Em C D [ Verse 1 ] G Em C do you remember in the fairy tales , how the wicked witch’s spell changed the handsome prince to a toad , D G C#dim G through the power of a potion , she handed him the notion , he was lower than the dirt in the road , B7 Em and though she left him green and warted , her evil plan was thwarted , when there chanced to happen C G D G C by a young miss , who in spite of his complexion , offered her affection , and broke the wiched curse G with her kiss . [ Chorus ] G D G well if you’ve never been frog kissing , then you don’t know what you’ve been missing , there’s A A D G D world of opportunity under each and every log , if you’ve never been a charm breaker , if you’ve never C D G D G been a handsome prince maker , just slow down , turn around , bend down and kiss you a frog . [ Verse 2 ] G Em C D once upon a time ago , i was down and felling low , like a lonely frog in a pond , life was just a joke , G C#dim G B7 and i was very near a croaking , i was zapped by life’s wicked wand , then in the depth of my depression , Em C G D there came a true expression , of a love from a lady so sweet she gave me warm fussy feeling , feelings G C G that were healing , and knocked me off my little web feet . [ Chorus ] G D G well if you’ve never been frog kissing , then you don’t know what you’ve been missing , there’s A A D G D world of opportunity under each and every log , if you’ve never been a charm breaker , if you’ve never C D G D G been a handsome prince maker , just slow down , turn around , bend down and kiss you a frog . [ Verse 3 ] G Em C there’s a happy ever after land , deep within the heart of man , where a prince or princess abides , but D G C#dim G all we get are glimses of the handsome prince or princess , cause they’re covered by a green warty hide , B7 Em C G full of life’s potential , they’re lacking one essential , to enable them to shine like a star , D G C and that’s to have some guy or misses cover them with kisses , and love them while they’re just like they are . [ Outro ] G D C G and that’s the secret of frog kissing , and you can do it too if you just listen , just slow down , C D G turn around , bend down and kiss you a frog . ribbit , ribbit .