Christmas On The Rocks

[Verse 1] A A7 It’s time for seasonal beer B And holiday cheer come on Everybody gather ‘round E There’ll be dancing and singing E7 Those sleigh bells are ringing D7 E A Gm And everyone you love is in town Bridge F#m F# So for those who don’t call you on Christmas Tell ‘em to go stuff a stocking E Everyone knows they’ll get nothing D7 E But coal when Santa Claus comes A A-knocking Chorus D7 E Oh holiday shmoliday A F# Wish they would call-a-day D7 Don’t worry E A You’re not alone [Verse 2] A Oh you’ve been waiting A7 All year to celebrate here B With all the good people you know E Been waiting on kisses on E7 Presents on wishes and D7 E A Gm Maybe a little bit of snow Bridge F#m But be careful remember last time F# When you gave Rudolph too much wine E Dancer and Blitzen ran off and went missing D7 E A And Comet and Cupid resigned Chorus D7 E Oh holiday shmoliday A F# Reindeer AWOL-iday D7 E A Gm Don’t worry, never again Bridge F#m So if you're thinking of staying at home B To have Christmas all on your own B7 Well, you'd better answer the phone A E 'Cause I won't let you spend it alone Chorus D7 E Oh holiday shmoliday A B Reindeer AWOL-iday D7 E Wish they would call-a-day A B You'll have a ball-iday Outro D7 E Everyone's drunken and jolly A A7 Good golly it's Christmas D7 E Everyone's drunken and jolly oh D7 E Everyone's drunken and jolly oh D7 E Everyone's drunken and jolly A A7 Good golly it's Christmas