Kiss My Country Ass

Verse 1 D tearin’ down a dirt road , rebel flag flyin’ , ’coon dog in the back . D truck bed loaded down with beer , an’ a cold one in my lap . A earnhart sticker behind my head , G an’ my woman by my side . D tail - pipe’s poppin’ , the radio’s rockin’ country boy can survive . well , if you got a problem with that , Cadd9 A G D ( riff 1 ) you can kiss my country ass . Verse 2 D well , i love turkey calls , overalls , ( riff 2 ) wrangler jeans : smoke nothin’ but marlboro reds . D tattoos up an’ down my arms , an’ deer heads over my bed . A my grandDaddy fought in world war two , G an’ my Daddy went to vietnam . D an’ i ain’t scared to grab my gun , an’ fight for my homeland . if you don’t love the american flag , Cadd9 A G D you can kiss my country ass . Chorus : A D if you’re a down home , backwoods redneck , A G D c’mon , stand up an’ raise your glass . A D but if you ain’t down with my outlaw crowd , Cadd9 A G D you can kiss my country ass . Verse 3 D well , there’s a whole lotta high - class people out there , that’s lookin’ down on me . D ’cause the country club where i belong , D is the honky tonk till three in the mornin’ . A i don’t wear no fancy clothes , G no ties or three - piece suits . D you can find me in my camouflage hat , my tee - shirt an’ cowboy boots . if that don’t fit your social class , Cadd9 A G D you can kiss my country ass . ( repeat Chorus ) Verse 4 D cause i’m a front - porch sittin’ , D D guitar pickin’ , moonshine sippin’ , D D bacca juice spittin’ country boy from the woods . D D an’ i love fried chicken an’ blue gill fishin’ , D D an’ outlaw women , an’ i wouldn’t change if i could . A G i ain’t tryin’ to start no fight , but i’ll finish one every time . D you just mind your own damn business , and stay the hell outta mine . if you got a problem with that , Cadd9 A G D you can kiss my country ass . ending i said if you got a problem with any of that , A G you can kiss my natural born , A G redneck to the bone , A G D ever - lovin’ country ass .