Bitch Went Nutz

track : bitch went nutz ( fake ) artist : ben folds tabbed by : mntlinstituteflr ( patrick cason ) a capella * * * i took her with me to the christmas office party mistake a capella * * * she did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage a capella * * * bro , i’m so ashamed Fmaj7 G i never heard such shit in all my life Fmaj7 G Dm E i hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife E but you blew my hopes sky - high Am the bitch went nuts C started talking ’bout politics G in front of all my bosses Dm bullshit from the internet Am the bitch went nuts C i’ll never be a partner at this rate G Dm not with jane fxxking fonda jr . as my date Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no! Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no , no! Fmaj7 F6 oh! ( Solo over Am ) a capella * * * ( trill over Am ) it took me and a couple of men to restrain her , you should’ve seen her a capella * * * ( trill over Am ) when she freaked out and keyed john franklin jr . ’s brand new beamer Fmaj7 G she called us bigots with her fist in the air Fmaj7 G Dm E and as she did they all could see all her armpit hair E now they think that i’m a fxxking asshole Am the bitch went nuts C started talking about vegetables G to the wives of my coworkers Dm yeah , cruelty to animals Am C she thinks because she reads books she must be smarter G Dm but now when i close my eyes , i’ll be fxxking jimmy carter Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no! Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no , no! Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G oh , no no! Fmaj7 F6 oh , no no! Am G Dm couldn’t you have just nodded and smiled , from nine to twelve p . m . C6 G instead of telling your conspiracy theories Dm to all my bosses E and all my friends? Am the bitch went nuts ( nuts! ) C started putting down the christians G and all about what the white man Dm did to the indians Am C how could i know that she never done blow before? G she shouted , "fxxk dick cheney!" Dm then she puked on franklin’s floor ( Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords ) oh no! Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no! Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 oh no , no! Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G oh , no no! Fmaj7 F6 oh , no no!