One Week

barenaked ladies one week 1998 submitted by : paramore_fans@yahoo . com key : A tuning : standard eadgbe chords used : A - x02220 D - x02220 E - 022100 C#m - x46654 Chorus 1 : A it’s been one week D since you looked at me A cocked your head to the D side and said "i’m angry" A five days since you D laughed at me saying A "get that together D come back and see me" A three days since D the living room A i realized it’s all my D fault but couldn’t tell you A D yesterday you’d forgiven me A but it’ll still be two D days till i say i’m sorry Verse 1 : A ( all the way ) hold it now and watch the hoodwink as i make you stop think you’ll think you’re looking at aquaman i summon fish to the dish although i like chalet swiss i like the sushi cause it’s never touched a frying pan hot like wasabe when i bust rhymes big like leann rimes because i’m all about value bert kaempfert’s got the mad hits you try to match wits you try to hold me but i bust through gonna make a break and take a fake i’d like a stinkin’ achin’ shake i like vanilla , it’s the finest of the flavours gotta see the show , ’cause then you’ll know the vertigo is gonna grow cause it’s so dangerous you’ll have to sign a waiver refrain : D E how can i help it if i think you’re funny when you’re mad C#m tryin’ hard not to D smile though i feel bad D i’m the kind of guy E who laughs at a funeral C#m can’t understand what i D mean? well you soon will D E i have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve C#m i have a history of D taking off my shirt Chorus 2 : A it’s been one week since D you looked at me A threw your arms in the air D and said "you’re crazy" A D five days since you tackled me A i’ve still got the rug D burns on both my knees A it’s been three days D since the afternoon A you realized it’s not my D fault not a moment too soon A D yesterday you’d forgiven me A and now i sit back and D wait till you say you’re sorry Interlude : A - - x8 Verse 2 : A ( all the way ) chickity china the chinese chicken you have a drum stick and your brain stops tickin watchin’ x - files with no lights on we’re dans la maison ( dans la maison . . . ) i hope the smoking man’s in this one like harrison ford i’m getting frantic like sting i’m tantric like snickers , guaranteed to satisfy like kurasawa , i make mad films; okay , i don’t make films but if i did they’d have a samurai gonna get a set of better clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren’t always flying off the back - swing gonna get in tune with sailor moon cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing ( repeat refrain ) Chorus 3 : A it’s been one week since D you looked at me A dropped your arms to your sides D and said "i’m sorry" ( hey ) A five days since i D laughed at you and said A "you just did just what i D thought you were gonna do" A D three days since the living room A we realized we’re both to D blame but what could we do? A D yesterday you just smiled at me A cause it’ll still be two D days till we say we’re sorry Outro : A ( all the way ) it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry it’ll still be two days till we say wasabi birchmount stadium A ( hold ) home of the robbie