The Houseplant Song

this is my first guitar tab and please give any good feedback and corrections . E once i read a book G and this is what it said A if your music has a beat E then you’re gonna wind up dead G it doesn’t really matter if it’s christian or not A E if it’s syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot E G and this book was called ha youre gonna burn A E and in the second chapter i went on to learn E G taske two houseplants A E and put them to the test G set them both in front of speakers A E and let the music do the rest G the first one you play mozart A E or something lovelqy like that G A the second one you play that petra or that megadeth . doesn’t really matter what kind of rock it is . E G so i took my two houseplants A E and i put them to the test G set them both in front of speakers A E to let the music do the rest G i powered up my pioneers A E to let the music roar E G but twenty minutes later A E someone’s knocking at my door E i opened up my door G and there my neighbor stood A he said , man i’d like to get some sleep E if you think i could E G i said , man , can’t you see here A E i’ve got this moral dilemma that i got to get clear E he said , what kind of moral dilemma G could you have at this time of night A that could make me so angry E that i just want to fight E G so i pointed to the page in that open book A that had a picture of a potted plant E and i said , go have a look and he read E G take two houseplants A E and put them to the test G set them both in front of speakers A E and let the music do the rest G the first one you play mozart A E or something lovely like that G A the second one you play that petra or that megadeth . doesn’t really matter what kind of rock it is . E first of all he said , G that’s vager that you’re playing A i’ve never heard of petra E and isn’t megadeth all dead E G A and secondly , emphatically , he asked me , G "what’s the sense of hanging out with houseplants when , hey , A E i live right across the fence and i thought to myself you know , that’s a good point E G so i took my two houseplants , and A E i put them both back outside E G and me and my neighbor A E well , we went out for a drive E we talked about all the things G that really matter most A like life and love and happiness E and then the holy ghost E G and now my two houseplants A E they sit out in the sun E G but as for my neighbor A E well our friendship has become E G a meaningful relationship A E that’s headed straight to heavenn E but as for now G A we like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline E cranked to eleven!