The Rum Tum Tugger

song : the rum tum tugger artist : andrew lloyd webber from the musical , cats the rum tum tugger is a curious cat A#9 if you offer me pheasant , i’d rather have grouse A#9 E - E7 - E - E7 - if you put me in a house , i would much prefer a flat D - D7 - D - D7 - if you put me in a flat , then i’d rather have a house E - E7 E7 - if you set me on a mouse , then i only want a rat Dm7/G Dm7/G if you set me on a rat , then i’d rather chase a mouse the rum tum tugger is a curious cat A#9 and there isn’t any call for me to shout it D A/E - for he will do as he do do F#m - A/E and there’s no doing anything about it the rum tum tugger is a terrible bore A#9 when you let me in , then i want to go out E - E7 - E - E7 - i’m always on the wrong side of every door D - D7 - D - D7 - and as soon as i’m at home , then i’d like to get about E - E7 E7 - i like to lie in the bureau drawer Dm7/G Dm7/G but i make such a fuss if i can’t get out the rum tum tugger is a curious cat A#9 and it isn’t any use for you to doubt it D A/E - for he will do as he do do F#m - A/E and there’s no doing anything about it Am - D7 - Em the rum tum tugger is a curious beast A#9 my disobliging ways are a matter of habit E - E7 - E - E7 - if you offer me fish , then i always want a feast D - D7 - D - D7 - when there isn’t any fish , then i won’t eat rabbit E - E7 - E - E7 - if you offer me cream , then i sniff and sneer D7 for i only like what i find for myself E7 - so you’ll catch me in it right up to my ears Dm7/G - Dm7/G if you put it away on the larder shelf the rum tum tugger is artful and knowing the rum tum tugger A7 doesn’t care for a cuddle E7 but i’ll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing Dm7/G Dm7/G for there’s nothing i enjoy like a horrible muddle the rum tum tugger is a curious cat A#9 and there isn’t any need for me to spout it D A/E - - for he will do as he do do F#m7 - A/E and there’s no doing anything D7 abow , awow , about it! A