Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin

beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the a string , down to D on A , then A C power chord rooted on A , then A G power chord rooted on a at the 10th fret . ( i think that’s right , it was kind of a pita to figure out ) Intro : ( barre ) Em Dm ( power chord ) C G G C G ( done quickly ) i used to be a dead guy G C G ( done quickly now i’m a fxxkin’ jedi Em D and i’ve got lots of news for you Em D C and i’ve got a long list of things to do G C G ( done quickly ) i used to dwell on the present G C G ( done quickly ) i used to be so hesitant Em D but now i’ve got my whole life to live Em D Am Cm ( staccato ) and i’ve got all my love to give to all you fxxkers that i hayayate G C G it’s like the gift of the magi G C G it’s like the gift of the magi 2! Em D you sold your soul to buy some tits Em D i sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick G C G we’ve gotta get him in the van G C G what if he resists? Em D kick him in the back of the fxxkin’ head Em D put him in the back of the fxxkin’ vayayayan G C G it’s a miracle of science , G C G this portrayal of violence Em D it lives inside us all Em D it lives inside our hearts Am Cm ( staccato ) just like a stupid fxxking tape wooooorm play into who can we blame? G C G the husband divorced his wife G C G after she cut her hair Em D because she was way less fxxkable Em D and that’s just unforgiveable G C G moved into a condo G C G and hung out by the poool Em D he never wore a bathing suit Em D because he wanted scope out the talent G C G if god doesn’t like ugly G C G he does’t like anybody Em D fxxk god anyway Em D he’s osbsolete Am Cm ( staccato ) my god thinks my jokes are funny Intro there is no one to blame people are just fxxkin’ mean go ?sons?