The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver

all time low - the irony of choking on a lifesaver F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B E | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | D | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | A | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - - - - | E | - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | F# A# B F# B A# B stop fxxking around with my emotions D#m B A# B i like you better when you’re numb F# B A# B i’m sick and tired of false devotion D#m devote yourself to moving on B A# B or suck it up and let it go C# B but you’re always out to get me F# B A# B F# B A# B you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers D#m B A# B that’s just my luck these days D#m B A# B why can’t you just be happy for me? F# B A# B B A# B you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway D#m B A# B it kind of feels like sabotage D#m B A# B why can’t you just be happy for B why can’t you just be happy for me? F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B E | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | D | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | A | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - - - - | E | - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | F# you think your opinions make you savy D#m your running mouth falls on deaf ears F# you say you’re winning ’cause your laughing D#m well i’m crying crocodile tears just suck it up and let it go C# B but you’re always out to get me F# you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers D#m that’s just my luck these days why can’t you just be happy for me? F# you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway D#m it kind of feels like sabotage why can’t you just be happy for , B why can’t you just be happy for me? F# D#m why can’t you just be happy for F# D#m why can’t you just be happy for me? i’ll never be good enough no , i’ll never be good enough F# D#m why can’t you just be happy for me? i’ll never be good enough no , i’ll never be good enough C# B but you’re always out to get me F# you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers D#m that’s just my luck these days why can’t you just be happy for me? F# you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway D#m it kind of feels like sabotage why can’t you just be happy for , B why can’t you just be happy for me? F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B E | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | D | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - 8 - 8 - - 8 - - 8 - - 4 - 3 - 4 - - - - - - - | A | - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 4 - 4 - - 4 - - 4 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - 6 - 6 - - 6 - - 6 - - 2 - 1 - 2 - - - - - - - | E | - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - 2 - 2 - - 2 - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | okay , so this is with standard tuning , althought i believe that it is play by downtuning all half a step . so basically playing G and Em instead of F# and D#m ( if you want the ’real chords ) also always play that B A# B even though i stopped writing it ( for more clarity )