To Kayley Who Is Sad

[ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] haa [ F ] your [ A# ] card got stolen [ F ] again [ A# ] your country is [ F ] stupid and [ C ] so are [ Dm ] you [ G ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa the [ A# ] details of your card were stolen from [ F ] you they [ A# ] could have stolen your life if they wanted [ F ] to but [ A# ] one bargain [ F ] bucket was [ C ] almost [ Dm ] enough they [ A# ] went to A [ F ] grocery store [ C ] and bought some [ Dm ] stuff in [ A# ] stead of [ F ] identity [ C ] theft it was [ Dm ] like one [ G ] guy perpetuating A [ C ] stereo [ C7 ] tyyyype all together now [ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa your [ A# ] bank securitys [ F ] lame it [ A# ] must be A [ F ] zinger it [ C ] sucks to be [ Dm ] you [ G ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa in [ A# ] england , weve this thing , its called chip and [ F ] pin ooooooooh when [ A# ] you pay by card you put 4 numbers [ F ] in oooooooooh its [ A# ] just like A [ F ] signature [ C ] its just the [ Dm ] same but [ A# ] its far too [ F ] easy to [ C ] write someones [ Dm ] name but [ A# ] guessing A [ F ] four digit [ C ] pin is quite [ Dm ] hard be [ G ] cause its not there on the [ C ] back of your [ C7 ] card you morons [ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa ha [ A# ] haa ha ha ha [ F ] haa i ts so [ A# ] close to [ F ] christmas , but [ C ] you cant buy [ Dm ] gifts [ G ] ho ho ho [ C ] ho ho [ F ] hoo ho ho you [ Dm ] know youre not the subject [ F ] of our sorrowful story ho [ Dm ] ho to victimize you over [ F ] this would be all wrong ho [ Dm ] ho if we have made you cry this [ F ] was not our intent ho [ Dm ] ho our  love for [ F ] yous for this [ A# ] indignant argu [ C ] ment [ F ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha ha [ F ] haa this [ A# ] wouldnt have happened to [ F ] you if [ A# ] you werent so [ F ] rubbish and [ C ] careless to [ Dm ] boot the [ A# ] haters will [ F ] hate and the [ C ] owls say [ Dm ] hoot say [ A# ] you can’t blame [ F ] us for not [ A7 ] giving A [ Dm ] * * * * [ A# ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha [ A# ] ha ha ha [ C ] ha [ F ] ha!