Dear Uber Driver

Intro C Dear Uber Driver C Am Here's a few things, you need to know if F G C You wanna take this full time woman for a ride [Verse 1] C Hurry don't be late C Am Meet me at the gate Am Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face F G I'm gonna need my light G My brows are even right C Why you watching me? C Oi eyes on the street! C Now don't avert your eyes C I'm 'bout to shave my thighs Am And if this tuck gets any looser You'll see a suprise F Don't play it by the book G Go on it's fine to look C Like what you see? That's fine have a peak [Pre-Chorus 1] C Am You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady F Matter fact I'm fucking crazy G C Bitch you better make that light GO!GO! What the fuck Chorus C Dear Uber driver Am Here's a few things you need to know if F G C You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride C (Shouln't we be using lyft?) C Dear Uber driver Am Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous F G C Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine (I'm too pretty to die!) [Verse 2] C After the show tonight Am I'll be drunk and high F So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy F Wait while I get him off G You know that's never long C By the way your seats Need Tide and Febreze [Pre-Chorus 2] C Am I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady F Don't be saying nothing shady G C I will read your whole damn life Listen here you dog ass mole Chorus C Dear Uber Driver Am Here's a few things you need to know if F G C You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride (This isn't a pool get out of my car) C Dear Uber driver Am Don't you know you that objects in the mirror F G C Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside (Oh, it's an 8.5 surge) Bridge C We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead Am Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio F I'm not too good to try G Blowing a taxi guy C I'm just a chick If you don't mind a dick [Pre-Chorus] C Am You got to know first of all I ain't no lady F But I'm fresher than a daisy G C Wait I wanna flash that guy (Hey, hey! Look at these) Chorus C Dear Uber driver Am Here's a few things you need to know if F G C You want a business from a special [?] C Dear Uber driver Am If you wanna get that five star rating F Get me to the gig G C And make sure I arrive alive (Click it or ticket) Outro N.C Uber driver Now you can zip your fly