Daveys Song

i searched and searched and no how - to’s or tabs for this song , so out of trial and error here is the best i can do for you . if you have better chords i would be more than happy to see them . Intro : C F x4 C F well i’m the kind of guy who can’t stand a holiday C F so i drink ’em all away . that’s me! G F G F oh , i don’t decorate no trees , and i wont eat no potato latkes . G F but i’ll give this old lady’s melons a squeeze , C F that’s just who i Am . C F well , i’ll never spin a dreidel but i’ll always throw an egg C F then i’ll charlie horse your leg for laughs G F while you’re singing your holiday tune G F i’m acting like the town buffoon G F whippin’ out my big , white , scary moon C F and blowin’ a beef your way C F i hate folks who think reindeer are cute C F to me they’re just something to shoot G F C i hate love , i hate you , i hate me G well , i’m a snowmobile stealin’ Am no chance for season feeling kind of guy G this time of year sucks so i take my numb - chucks Dadd6 F and make sure every snowman die C F believin’ in santa’s all wrong C F and chanukah’s eight nights too long G F C i hate love , i hate you , i hate me G F C i hate love , i hate you , i hate me